Cody: This - putting my alarm clock on the other side of the room thing - is not working out very well.
Mom: Why? Doesn't it help you wake up more?
Cody: Well, yeah, but I trip on all the stuff all over my floor!
Mom: Uh, well there's a solution to that problem...
(After taking the sacrament in church)
Jayce: Can I go out and get a drink from the drinking fountain?
Mom: Sure wait until the boys sit down.
Jayce: My sacrament cup was only half full, so I'm still thirsty.
Mom: It's not supposed to make you not thirsty. It's just a little drink, to help you remember Jesus.
Jayce: Well, I wish they gave us the water in really big cups because then I'd really be able to remember Jesus!